Haiku: Shirley, We Don’t Jest
Shirley, We Don’t Jest Ms MacLaine Ninety Thanks to her many past lives Enjoy all those gifts.
A Day in the Life of a Spritzer Girl Organizer
The National Labor Relations Board ruled that a small group of cosmetics and fragrance workers at a Macy’s store in Saugus, Mass. can be organized separately from other employees. The Wall Street Journal It’s […]
Kirk: “Wow, They Really Make Uhura Look Like A Real Babe In This Caricature!”!”
Spock: “I don’t get it………”
I Visit My Friend From Greek Mythology
Sisyphus, before I helped him I woke up and headed over to my friend Sisyphus’ place, which was on the slope of a mountain. He was pushing a gigantic rock up a steep slope. “Hi, […]
Walk for Self-Abuse Brings Shady Secret Into the Light
BOSTON. Thousands of men and boys soaked in the cool spring air today as they filed down Beacon Street on their way to the Boston Common for the first annual “Walk for Self-Abuse,” a fund-raiser […]
Vanilla Shampoo
VANILLA SHAMPOO INGREDIENTS ½ cup Castile Soap 2 teaspoons coconut oil ½ cup distilled water 12 drops vanilla essential oil SPECIAL UTENSIL 1 cup, or larger, bottle PREPARATION Add […]
Gladys Kneff, Mistress to Secretaries of Commerce, Dead at 90
ARLINGTON, Virginia. Gladys Kneff, who rose from a lowly position in a secretarial pool to become the secret lover of a succession of U.S. Secretaries of Commerce, died here yesterday after a brief illness. She […]
Cartoon: Hey, it’s me, Bobby Jr! Hey, open up! I know you’re in there!
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell