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Prompted by Congress and state legislators, I've resumed my delving into the mystery that is women. Join me as I rage-ask God about women's fascination with contraception, abortion, combat, accessorizing, and chocolate.
The Catholic Church, in a desperate attempt to stem the tide of increasingly smaller mass attendance numbers, has announced that they will be replacing the cardboard eucharist wafer with bacon.
Dr. Nancy Berk speaks throughout the country and does stand-up as well. Her You Tube videos give us a glimpse inside the brain of the woman who manages to bring a much needed calm...
The Lent season is upon us and for Catholics, Eastern Orthodox and Protestants it’s a time of reflection, abstinence and fasting. According to the Bible, fasting is the conscious denial of physical needs such...
How many of us can truly put our hand where our heart is supposed to be and say that we have thought about the man throwing away the trash? Who here among us can...
Today in the news an aging Ohio River bridge was set to be demolished to pave the way for the opening of a newer state-of-the-art suspension bridge. Workers were scheduled to bring the 83-year-old...
So if you’re Rick Santorum, how do you deal with the new Jack in the Box Commercial You have a young effeminate male who wants to marry an animal product and fellatio is...
I just dry shaved my legs to prove to myself that I haven’t missed out on pain by not having children
In a poll, over half of women said wrinkles are the most obvious sign of aging. A close second? Having an ex-husband named Ashton Kutcher
After I’ve eaten something I’m always surprised to see that it “serves 4.” Four what, anorexics?
“Only the truly brilliant, shall seek to remove Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness” Bill Y on hearing Bon Jovi for the first time. Although this guy is not truly brilliant, his genius...
There’s one familiar milestone on the road to the college launch that doesn’t get much press. Oral surgery. This pre-college dental rite of passage just might be the universe’s way of giving parents one...
Sometimes at the start of a movie they’ll say, “The following movie is based on real events.” Yeah – right. What they are plainly saying is that someone took a real event and then...
To me it’s painfully obvious why Iran stopped shipping oil to the UK and France. They want to drive up oil prices so women won’t be able to afford makeup and we’ll be stuck with the real deal....
Women & gay guys can’t keep secrets because they blab too much. A straight guy can because he wasn’t listening to you in the first place.
President’s Day reminds me of Valentine’s Day, so I celebrate Reagan and Bush. They were America’s best lovers. They fucked the country the hardest.
I’ve started picking up girls by hanging outside a Vet’s office and pretending I just had my cat put to sleep. It works. Tweet that.
Henry Winkler has written 19 books. I just finished the Thank You notes for my Sweet 16.
